The post below, in the form of a letter, was an entry into a contest to win a trip to The Biggest Loser Season 11 finale. I’m excited to update this article to announce that I won the contest. My husband and I were flown to LA to watch The Biggest Loser Season 11 finale in person. You can see what fun we had in our Biggest Loser Finale updates (see below).
Dear Excess Fat,
We have been cohabiting for a long time now. You have been of great comfort, especially when I sit, and have shown that you are tough and flabby, and will hang on for dear life. I appreciate your efforts, but feel this relationship is one-sided. I’m sorry for my lack of enthusiasm over your guts”o” gusto, and support. Please accept this as my official letter of intent to sever our relationship for GOOD!
With the help of MultiGrain Cheerios and the MultiGrain website, I intend to show you just how serious I am. (You will be served by a nutritionist soon.) She assures me that by adding MultiGrain Cheerios, with its 16 grams of whole grain, into my diet, I will finally rid myself of your constant clinginess. You will soon be able to let go of me no longer. With the help of my new trainers, Bob and Ali, I will be receiving daily tips to keep me on track. I know this is not going to be easy for you, or for me. Trust me, it is the best thing for both of us. The delicious recipes I will be eating are not good for you; they starve you while feeding me. Take my warning and leave as soon as possible!
My cardio and strength training workouts will only weaken you and strengthen me. My desire to rid myself of you has never been so strong. Each daily goal met will bring me one step closer to this necessary action against you. Without you, I will become healthy, and you will become useless! I will be the Biggest Loser at Home. With MultiGrain Cheerios in my corner, we will win this fight!
Your Unwilling Host,
Colleen Shibley