The dining room table is surrounded by family. Everyone has just finished an amazing Thanksgiving dinner and your child asks, “What’s a pilgrim’s mother called?”, you think he is being serious and you think. He then shouts “Pilgranny!”. Everyone laughs because who doesn’t love cute and funny Thanksgiving jokes? We have a lot of jokesters in the family so I’ve compiled a small list of funny Thanksgiving jokes for you to enjoy!
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
A: Pilgram.
Q: What’s a pilgrim’s mother called?
A: Pilgranny.
Q: What do you call a pilgrim’s vocabulary?
A: Pilgrammar.
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Where did the first corn come from?
A: The stalk brought it.
Q: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A: To keep his wigwam.
Q: How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A: It hugged the shore.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What’s a turkey’s favorite song?
A: “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why don’t you let a turkey get near corn?
A: Because they will gobble, gobble, gobble it.
Q: What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter?
A: Dead weight.
Q: In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A: Turkey.
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: Hear about the turkey that evaded the Indians?
A: It had an arrow escape.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.
I hope you enjoyed the Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and they are a hit around the family dinner table.
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