My nephew is the teller of all jokes corny. So today as we prepare for a barbeque at his house in honor of this patriotic holiday this post is for him! So bring on the corny jokes dude! These are family-friendly 4th of July jokes that any kid can enjoy and tell their friends and family.
4th of July Jokes
- Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
- A: Yeah, it cracked me up!
- Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
- A: Nothing. It just waved!
- Q: What dance was very popular in 1776?
- A: Indepen-dance!
- Q: Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
- A: At the chopping mall!
- Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
- A: The infantry!
- Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
- A: He thought they were revolting!
- Q: Why were the early American settlers like ants?
- A: Because they lived in colonies.
- Q: Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
- A: Student: “On the bottom!”
- Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
- A: To get to the other tide!
- Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
- A: The Americans licked the British!
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We would love to hear more family-friendly 4th of July jokes, below. If we like them we can add them to the above list! Happy Birthday, U.S.A!
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