Thanksgiving is a day when family and friends gather to give thanks, eat great found, and laugh. I love spending the day with my family and sharing memories of our childhood. Usually, they involve my sister and something hilarious. My nephew is the king of corny jokes so this post is dedicated to him. I thought I would post a few humorous Thanksgiving photos and Thanksgiving jokes to make you smile today. Enjoy your day, be thankful for family and friends, and eat, eat, eat! And visit this page if you are looking for the best Thanksgiving greetings.
Corny Thanksgiving Jokes
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock