Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!
Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!
Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
A: It’s pretty hard to swallow!
Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
A: You need an eggsplanation!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits’ feet
Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!